This says bitch 19 times.

Life’s a bitch

Please excuse me for my language

But life’s a bitch to me

Life’s a bitch to you

I never knew how perfect

How perfect my life was

Riches, Beauty, Friends

Until I met pain

Shook hands with despair

Kissed defeat on the cheek

And slipped regret the tongue

And when I finally stoop up

My boots were untied

My hair was ruffled

And I realized

Life is a bitch

Life’s that bitch

That brings home

Your high brother

Your drunk brother

Gives it a desperate hug

And whispers beggangly

We love you more

Than them

Life’s that bitch

Who calls to announce

She’s dead

At 7:52

Without out bothering to check

Her vitals

Life’s that bitch

Who knocks on your door

Holds a gun to his head

Demands a hundred million

And declares he must cut

All loose ends

You’re a loose end

Life’s that bitch

Who paves the rest of your life

With 43 steps to the bathroom

Where it forces you to throw up

And doesn’t even bother to hold

Your hair

Life’s that bitch

Who cuts open your stomach

Lays your intestines on the table

And leaves a friendly reminder

You will never be the same again

Like you didn’t already know

Through the scars

Life’s that bitch

Who asks

How do you feel?

Over and over

And over

Expecting some miracle

While taking away

Every single angel

That could possibly perform one

Life’s that bitch

That takes off its cowboy boots

Catapults them toward your face

Gives the look of shattering disappointment

And gives you permission to cry

Exactly 3 tears

Life’s that bitch

Who makes you fall in love

Then decides

It no longer feels

The same way

And leaves you wondering

If it was just trying

To get in your pants

Life’s that bitch

That cripples you

Desensitizes you

And leaves you so numb

That the venom it delivers

No longer changes

The expression

On your face

(But you.)

YOU are not

You’re not and I chose you

I chose you before I knew of your suffering

Before I knew of your strength

And my bitchy life

Ain’t so bitchy

Because I still have it all

And it’s pretty bitchin’

Compared to you

You have nothing

(But me.)

You’ll always have me

Because life’s always a bitch

And this is our life

So this is the story

That isn’t a story

Because life IS a bitch

But we’re not alone

And hey, life’s still a bitch

But at least

We’re alive